For the dad who has everything, including a phenomenal sense of humor, comes this opportunity to be the Mayor of Hell for a day. He’ll receive horns, a T-shirt, mug, badge, wallet card, property ownership in Hell along with some dirt. Dad will get a proclamation certificate for being Mayor and for inevitably being impeached. His name will appear all over Hell, and, of course, some fun duties as required for the official position. If a day is too much of a commitment for him (or a tad pricey for you), there’s a 1-hour option as well for just $25.